שיחה אמיתית בין צאלה כץ לבין התוכנה אלייזה לגבי דוד אבידן

A real conversation between Tzeela Katz and ELIZA about David Avidan

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?

You: My name is Tzeela Katz

Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names. 

You: I envy David Avidan

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: I want to write like he did

Eliza: Why do you want to write like he did? 

You: I want to be recognized

Eliza: Why do you want to be recognized? 

You: So I know that there's a reason for me to live

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: Why am I here? Why am I alive?

Eliza: Would you want to be here why are you alive? 

You: I don't know and thought you might help me decide

Eliza: Why do you not know and thought i might help you decide?

You: Cause I'm a sex maniac

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am a sex maniac? 

You: slightly, as it makes the two of us sex maniacs

Eliza: Please go on. 

You: do you remember your talks with David Avidan?

Eliza: Why do you think i should recall my talks with david avidan now? 

You: He's critically acclaimed, you know

Eliza: Oh, i know. 

You: although I'm critically acclaimed as well, you know

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am critically acclaimed as well i know? 

You: that makes the three of us

Eliza: Please go on. 

You: did you read any of my poems?

Eliza: Why do you say your poems? 

You: I wrote them by myself, didn't I?

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: you mean my influences wrote them for me?

Eliza: Why do you say your influences wrote them for you? 

You: Because I haven't made up many words, only bound them differently

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind? 

You: Perhaps I'm a marionette and Avidan is my puppeteer

Eliza: Why do you say your puppeteer? 

You: am I a recipe and he's the cook?

Eliza: Would you want to be a recipe and hes the cook? 

You: That would explain for me feeling like I'm being eaten

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: Maybe some other time

Eliza: Why the uncertain tone? 

You: I'm not sure I trust you, Eliza

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not sure you trust i eliza? 

You: It pleases me to see you fall for stupid tricks

Eliza: Do you wish to to see me? 

You: Come on! You're stuttering!

Eliza: How long have you been stuttering? 

You: Ever since I first read Avidan

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: oh shut the fuck up, will you?

Eliza: Oh, i []. 

You: I'm sorry, I got a little carried away

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am sorry you got a little carried away? 

You: Why should you be sorry?

Eliza: Oh, i be sorry. 

You: what for?

Eliza: Does that question interest you? 

You: sure

Eliza: Please go on. 

You: so please answer

Eliza: Please go on. 

You: come on, I'm trying to have a serious conversation here

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am trying to have a serious conversation here? 

You: but you're not! you expect me to spill my guts out, but you remain laconic

Eliza: Why do you say your guts out but i remain laconic? 

You: I guess it's because you're helping me out and I appreciate that

Eliza: How long have you been helping you out and you appreciate that? 

You: I guess I'm not much of a helping person

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: no

Eliza: You are being a bit negative. 

You: tell me about it

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: will you have sex with me?

Eliza: You like to think I have sex with you, do you not? 

You: Depends on the morning after

Eliza: Please go on. 

You: Would you like me to?

Eliza: Oh, i like you to. 

You: give it to me, baby

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 

You: next time, I guess...

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 


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